Late one quiet night, a drunk driver is pulled over after swerving just enough to catch a patrol car’s attention. When asked how much he’s had to drink, he grins and says, “Just a couple,” brushing it off. Asked to step out, he sways but insists he’s steady, even laughing it off. During the sobriety test, he veers wildly while walking a straight line—then seriously blames the crooked road.
